The Conversion Chart

     
     
       10**12 Microphones = 1 Megaphone
           10**6 bicycles = 2 megacycles
          500 millinaries = 1 seminary
        2000 mockingbirds = two kilomockingbirds
                 10 cards = 1 decacards
             1/2 lavatory = 1 demijohn
              10**-6 fish = 1 microfiche
    453.6 graham crackers = 1 pound cake
              10**12 pins = 1 terrapin
           10**21 picolos = 1 gigolo
               10 rations = 1 decoration
              100 rations = 1 C-ration
            10 millipedes = 1 centipede
           3 1/3 tridents = 1 decadent
             5 holocausts = 1 Pentacost
     10 monologues = 5 dialogues = 1 decalogue
              2 monograms = 1 diagram
                8 nickles = 2 paradigms
             2 snake eyes = 1 paradise
                2 wharves = 1 paradox